You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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