Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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