she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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