I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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