Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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