fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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