Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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