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(805): View more from California

He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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(210): View more from Texas

So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon

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(231): View more from Michigan

You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.

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(813): View more from Florida

My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars

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(503): View more from Oregon

She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.

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(607): View more from New York

I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!

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(518): View more from New York

sex in a hospital.. check

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(305): View more from Florida

The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.

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