Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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