Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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