Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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