GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
