I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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