and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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