I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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