therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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