Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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