I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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