He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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