I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That accounts for only three of the penises
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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