Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
the raccoons are back...
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