Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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