I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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