that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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