do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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