Its about making memories worth repressing
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
