I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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