But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
