he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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