U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
