I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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