I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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