I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
