It's Friday. Sex?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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