Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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