your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dear god my vagina.
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