just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
