Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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