Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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