The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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