Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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