When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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