Midget sex pt 2 tonight
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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