Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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