Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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