the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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