Porn is love you can see.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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