For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
