Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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