even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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