We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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