why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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