are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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