But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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