ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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