I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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