went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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